If you stroll round the back of the Great Library of Dreams, and head down the more disreputable end of Memory Lane, a strange crumbling edifice will loom out of the mist. This is the 'Orrible 'Ouse of Terrible Old Tat! While the Great Library is a repository for all things great and good, the 'Orrible 'Ouse contains less reputable items, things that were always more state of the tat rather than state of the art. It is home to terrible tie-ins, silly spin-offs, and bizarre bric-a-brac. Here you'll find toys both terrific and terrible, baffling board games, macabre merchandise, and curious confectionary. In short, it's a treasury of odd things, things that kids obsessed with monsters, robots, and dinosaurs (you know all that high-brow stuff) used to hanker for... Some are fondly remembered, some are maybe forgotten, and a fair few were mistakenly thought of as a good idea at the time.
HORROR BAGS
The History of Horror Bags
OUT OF THIS WORLD
Science Fiction Double Vinyl
VIOLENT VINYL!
Sounds of Death and Horror from BBC Records!
THE MYSTERY OF THE SEA MONKEYS
At last the truth about the wonder pets!
NINE INCHES OF TOM BAKER
The Denys Fisher Doctor Who Range
BRISTLING WITH FLAVOUR
The Saga of One of the Oddest Snacks Ever
WHICH WITCH IS
IN THE GHOST CASTLE?
Looking at the World's Favourite Spooky Board Game
THE TERROR OF TANK COMMAND
When Board Games Go Bad
THE TATLIGHT ZONE
A Dimension Not Only of Sight and Sound But of Shite
TUNING THE TARDIS
Timelord Tech or Novelty Tat?
RISE OF THE FIENDISH FEET
When Yogurt Went on a Spooky Stroll
EIGHT WHEELED ANTI-RADIATION TOMB
Vehicles to Cross the Radlands, from the Landmaster to Adventure 2000 and Judge Dredd
MARVEL TOP TRUMPS
A Look at the 1970s Superhero Card Game
THE COMING OF THE CATALOGUES
Mail order madness and tons of toys!
A BULL AND COW STORY
The Surprising Origins of a Modern Game!
THE MYSTERIES OF MASTERMIND
The Secrets of the Famous Codebreaking Game
WHO TRUMPED?
When Doctor Who Almost Became A Top Trumps Games
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